Svikamyllan gegnur áfram

Fékk loksins svarbréf frá Nígerísku peningasvindlurunum: "My Dear, Thanks for your response. Compliment of the day how are you and your family we thank God for helping us to be alive today, I diligently seeking your assistance in order for you to come down here to assist me in retrieving the consignment Out from the security company here in Cote d’ Ivoire. And for me to come over there and start a new life, in order to finish my education to the level I wanted. for your demand to take 25% from the money I think the 15% I have made up my mind to give you for your assistance is very ok and pls note that you are the one to assist me in investing this money because as soon as I come over to you there I will like to complete my education very important to me. Introduction of myself, I am Natasha Daniella from Cote d' Ivoire west Africa,20 years of age I lost my Mother earlier when I was little and my beloved Daddy refused to take another wife because he care for me so much. I really thank God that I have come of a little age before my father died if not what will I do. Furthermore, I am now residing far away from our resident because of my late father's relatives, they want to deal with me at all cost but my God will not allow them to see me till this consignment that contains this money and myself is out from this country to where I'll be taken as I am.Please,on my contact, I know that what I am asking from you may be too much, but please you have to help me out in all way round to enable me start off a new life. pls note that the security company are not aware that the consignment contains money my father deposited it as a family belongings so its only you and I knows the real contents of the consignment. As soon as I receive your next mail I will send you the deposit certificate and the agreement issured by the security company to my father at the time of deposit. Finally, I wish to stop here, hoping that I have clearify you on this transaction the way you will understand why I contacted you for an assistance, I pray that God will be with us bye and hoping to read from you soon. Thanks and God bless you. Ms Natasha Daniella " Sendi strax meðfylgjandi svar á móti: "Hello, I've talked to my Lawyers, Benjamin Matlock and Denny Crane and they want some insurance that I will receive the money you promise. But on the other hand I'm single and who knows, maybe we can have a romantic date one day, would like that Dear Natasha? With Love from yours truly."

Tekið vel í boð nígeríusvindlaranna

Jæja, ákvað að spila aðeins með þessa svindlara sem eru að reyna að fokka í mér, sendi þeim meðfylgjandi email ;) "HELLO from Iceland, what is it you need. If you need money I got tons of it, as a matter of fact I'm filthy rich myself. My father is the biggest farmer in Iceland and he owns about 3000 sheeps, 1400 cows and millions and millions of chicken. I own a computercompany and will soon take over the Icelandic and the danish computermarket (With Gods help of course). My Mom is a co-owner of a lipstick factory in Denmark. If you need my help I want at least 25% of the total sum! Best wishes" Læt ykkur vita ef ég fæ svar.

Nígerískir peningasvindlarar að reyna að fokka í mér!!!

Fékk þetta bréf í E-maili á áðan, ótrúlegt hvað sumir Afríkumenn reyna til að ná í pening! "From NatashaDearest OneI am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously. I am asking for your assistance to lead me to the right channel towards to be out of the critical situation i am now I got your contact from a computerize data and pray for God to give me a trust wordy person who can allow and lead me to the right channel . I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity.I am introducing my self as Ms. Natasha Daniella , the only Dauther of late Chief and Mrs Desmond Yana Andani , I wish to request for your assistance in a financial assistance. , And I wish to invest in Manufacturing and real estate management in your country. E.t.cI have sixteen Million Five hundred thousand united states dollars.USD($16.500,000) to invest in your country, and I will require your assistance in clearing the consignment Out from security company here in Cote Di Voire ( Ivory Coast ) / west africa, I will be gladly to give you 15% out of the total sum of the money for your kind assistance.please you can contact me direct to my Email Adress for more Information ( natasha_dane1100@yahoo.com )Awaiting your immediate response Thanks and God bless. Best Regards Natasha

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Fordómar

Ég lendi oft í fordómum Ég er ekki litaður... ...og ekki heldur hinseginn Ég er skrýtinn!!! Já, það er ekki gott að vera skrýtinn á Íslandi. Sumstaðar er bara eðlilegt að vera skrýtinn eins og í London og New York. Þar er fólk með ullarvettlinga á hausnum og með sundskýlur á fótunum og það þykir bara vera KÖLT. En kommon, ef ég er skrýtinn af hverju fékk ég þá vinnu á kleppi og af hverju er ekki búið að loka mig þar inni. Getur verið að allir hinir séu bara skrýtnir. Ég held það bara.

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Langt síðan marr hefur bloggað, hef ekki fundið andagiftina og er reyndar ekki ennþá búinn að finna hana, verð bara að blogga eikkað smá. Síminn minn nam neyðarkall frá Mömmu og pabba (aka Evu og Bjössa) í gær, bílinn þeirra dó hetjulegum dauðdaga á Sæbrautinni þannig að ég þurfti að redda spotta og kraftmiklum bíl, og hvaða bíll er kraftmeiri en Toyotan mín. Jæja, dró bílinn þeirra heim til þeirra og svo var bara slappað af yfir TV. Svo er fríhelgi um helgina og þá verður eikkað smá djúsað. Fer í útskriftarveislu hjá konu frænda míns, hún útskrifast sem lyfjafræðingur, ætli það verði ekki lyfjablöndur og kokkteilar í boði þar þannig að ég verð temmilega ruglaður þegar ég fer svo til hans Óskars vinar míns í smá reuninon okkar tveggja og allra fjarðarkaupsstelpnanna sem við kynntumst á húsasmiðjuárunum mínum. Það verður fróðlegt, en það verður ekki gáfuleg sjón að sjá okkur Óskar fulla. En við þurfum ekkert að vera gáfaðir, við höfum útlitið.... Og eitt enn, í seinsustu viku kom Hagkaupsblaðið inn um lúguna heima og ég leitaði og leitaði en engar kvenmannsnærfata auglýsingar, Hvurslags er þetta? Hagkaup is going down!!! Takk förer og veriði sæl !